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You: I hope your phone has an app that turns it into a bayonet.īoorish photo purveyor: do you want to see a picture of the cake?īoorish photo purveyor: I have hundreds of pictures. You: I’d rather be stabbed in the face with a bayonet.īoorish photo purveyor: let me get my phone. Rodin would have been an awesome cake designer.īoorish photo purveyor: would you like to see pictures of my child’s birthday party? It’s a freaking cake, not a Rodin sculpture. Note: the first two dozen photos are of the cake. Thousands of mind-numbing soul-sucking photos. I know the parents it’s not happening.ĭo you know what’s just as bad? Endless photos of your child’s birthday party.Īnd now, thanks to modern technology, the boorish photo purveyor doesn’t need to haul around a bunch of photographs, they can cram literally thousands of photos onto her phone. Here’s the only progressions of photos I need to see:

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Forget waterboarding, that would crack the most hardened terrorist. Just imagine having to sit through six months worth of those photos. It was annoying just having to read that wasn’t it?

I don’t want to see the following progression of photos: If she had a tramp stamp, she be the spitting image of her mother–now that’s amazing. Your grandchild is bald, pudgy, toothless, prone to drooling, and screams at the top of her lungs when she wants something. No, it’s not amazing at all it’s pretty much how genetics work. Note: it is my solemn pledge to the readers of this blog, at no point will it ever be heartwarming.ĭon’t show me a picture of your grandchild and say, “she has her fathers eyes, isn’t it amazing?” In fact, I don’t like your children almost as much as I don’t you. The ugly truth: I don’t like your children. People who insist–regardless of how vehemently I protest–on showing me pictures of their children. People who are dull-witted, recalcitrant, or compulsively boorish.Īnd in some cases, people who possess all three traits.

California Gov.Evidently certain people weren’t paying attention.Ĭertain people who are either dull-witted or recalcitrant.

UK jury acquits Kevin Spacey of sexual assault charges based on allegations by 4 men over 20 years.

Sinéad O’Connor, gifted and provocative Irish singer-songwriter, dies at 56.

Hayao Miyazaki's 'The Boy and the Heron' to open Toronto Film Festival.

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